A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang
kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets
furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai" ....
Managr: wht can i do? .. Sardr: Abe,khidki nahi khul rahi hai :-)
How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from
the book when the teacher erases the board.
Sardar- why r all these people running?
Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup,
why r others running?
Ek Sardar Apna Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon....
Sardar watching star tv.. Bech main advertize aya "aap dekh rahe hai "star tv".. Sardar
bola, in tv walo ko kaise pata chala ke mai star tv dekh raha hu...
Ek sardar gusse main: Oyye, main iss duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga aur mita dunga !!
Dusra sardar: Main tujhe rubber hi nahi dunga !!
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